In case you missed it here are the steps;
- behave dismissively towards the assistant
- make a show of having been kept waiting by looking at your watch
- ask the assistant for a date
- insist on getting a date with the assistant (repeatedly)
- force your phone number on the assistant
- touch the assistant when asked specifically not to.
- greet the interviewer informally and casually
- sit with your leg up across your lap
- blow off the interviewer’s questions
- lie on your CV – it’s exaggerated here for comic effect but really, just don’t.
- attempt to bribe the interviewer
OK, that’s what I saw, did I miss anything?
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